Penis avatar = Bad

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It’s kind of a silly pet peve of mine really. Out of every adult themed website we frequent it’s the same thing all over. Men see my pictures and automatically click “add friend”. It must be their penises who are in control of their accounts because I sometimes wonder how they think that every woman or couple they add would actually be impressed with just an avatar of a penis staring out to the world. Sorry guys but a penis is not pretty. Heck it’s not even sexually arousing. There are a few exceptions mind you but a first impression being an improperly kept close up view of a penis does absolutely NOTHING for me at all. Lets see some flair, how about a sexy down shot from the chest, or side view of body.. geez anything arousing would be nice.

Your penises are only a small (not to say they’re all small in ‘size’) part of the whole package. The same goes for women. There’s nothing attractive about a gaping cunt. Sorry but it’s true lol. I love that most ladies add some sexiness or intimacy to any crotch view but most people in general (male or female) tend to jump right to the “parts” they are offering.

These are the reasons why we block 95% of single men who add us on these sites. They have nothing to offer except “hey, here’s my penis, be my friend now”. No thanks, NEXT. Hubby has a penis picture up but at least it’s got some view to it where I can actually see myself doing something with it, reach around, stroke it, kneel down, suck it, bend over and take it etc etc. Seeing a dick staring directly into camera in the most disgusting views possible with big saggy testicles sagging… yeah… nope. Thanks. To those who do make an attempt to be sexy and intriguing with views of abs, chests, butt legs etc… I thank you for the lovely views. For all others.. *laugh*

Love,
Pam xox

Thunder makes me horny!!!

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My shift got cancelled today due to a severe weather warning so I am staying home to do some chores and cook up some yummies for the weekend party! woohoo! The power held out long enough to finish using the blender and mixers thankfully. We have an outdoor cooking area. It’s sort of like a BBQ but has an oven and griddle as well as the grill itself. I love the smell of apple wood burning mmm. Hubby is manning the fire for me and setting up the metal canopy so the food doesn’t get wet.

I’m soaked head to toe and I don’t care! I love being in my tank top and short-shorts in the rain. Feels liberating and it makes me horny. The thunder is starting up now and that makes me even hornier! I was always scared of thunderstorms until I met my hubby. I’d hide under the covers with him and we would always make love. This one time he took me by the hand and took me right out on the back deck and before I could protest everything about getting wet and struck by lightning he had himself so far up my twat I didn’t care anymore! It actually was extremely exciting with the rain pouring down our bodies and the thunder masking my screams outdoors! Our closest neighbor would not have heard me anyways but it was comforting to me being in the presence of such raw natural power and feeling sexually free like that.

Now every time the skies are darkened with nasty clouds and it starts to pour I want to be outside with hardly any clothes on. It makes me wet downstairs too and I want nothing more than this cooking to be done so I can stop myself from only teasing him and just get fucked instead!! The power is flickering now! Hubby told me to shut everything down :(

Love,
Pam xox

New community site we found

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Hi all. It’s Pam. I stumbled across a site called Meet Profiles that’s a lot like other sites we are on but better in so many ways! #1 reason I signed up was I never, ever, ever have to pay for anything! I don’t mind paying for access to sites but this is a nice change. It’s annoying as hell when you have to pay to reply to someone or just to upload a photo so that caught my attention right away.

In fact, they kind of pay you to use it. You earn points with everything you participate in such as forums, classifieds, chat, videos, music, events, blogs and even just uploading your photos. You can exchange the points for consumer items you can purchase with the points, tip your favorite profiles and even exchange it for cash later on down the road from what I understand. Now that’s pretty fucking cool lol. I used my referral link for you guys. We’ll earn a few points for everyone that signs up but I really don’t care about that. We just hope to see you there soon.

I noticed they don’t have a whole lot of profiles to search through in Canada yet but the site is new from what I can tell so that makes a lot of sense as to why. We created a profile under “male” as they don’t have a “couple” gender yet but that’s ok because Tom usually goes over these types of things with a fine toothed comb until I understand all the menus, options and everything so maybe by then they will have a couple options. If not. that’s ok :) I’m kind of easy to please that way I guess lol.

Oh here’s a screenshot of the inside for you guys:

Meet Profiles member's area screen shot

Hubby took this screenshot for you to see inside. Click for full-size view.

So over the next few days both Tom and I will go through the site and start participating in the community’s features and report back to you what we find that may be helpful to you but until then, just go here and make an account for yourself and add us. We are listed under “Coaster Delux” in Canada.

Love,
Pam xox

A pleasure to meet Julie.

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Julie is a girl that Tom and I met off a local dating site about 3 months ago. We talked for a bit and emailed back and forth. One day she asked us to come visit her for a few drinks so we went over. She was wearing a cute little jean skirt and it was hot I have to say I don’t blame Tom for staring at it a lot through the night. I thinks he noticed because she kept perking her little ass out anytime she reached into the fridge for a cooler. After a few drinks I blurted out “Look at her in her little skirt flaunting she’s all that” and we all had a few good laughs.

Tom whistled the next time she did it, I laughed pretty good and she stuck her bum out more and chuckled a bit before saying “Take a picture it will last in your dirty little mind longer you little fucker!” So he grabbed a camera from his pocket and said “Don’t temp me, trouble!”. She stood there and lifted it a bit, I grabbed the desk lamp nearby, pointed it at her bum and jokingly said “Now the stage is set, get it quick Tom!” He actually snapped the photo and Julie giggled like a girl with a couple too many drinks in her lol

She bent over and almost ended up showing her fox hole to us lol

We didn’t stay long because we had to go meet a friend about a lawn mower we needed fixing but we invited her to come see us the next afternoon is she was not busy. She agreed, got our address and we left. The next day we had the liquor cabinet tuned up and ready to go! It didn’t take long before we told her about our little adventures we fantasized about and had many fun conversations about everything from hobbies to food.

Tom pulled out a really wicked game we bought at a sex shop the weekend before and asked if we wanted to play. We didn’t realize it was such an involved game but I think we all knew by the time we had to give pretend blowjobs to beer bottles that it was going to be a fun night. Of course Tom won and both of us girls ended up 90% naked by the end of it and in one of the dares she had to hang her tits above the closest male’s head as a dare or lose 50 points. he started singing “it’s goina be raining hos tonight” and I told her to shut him up n just do it lol Well, Tom being the only male got to be be the man of opportunity and again, pulled a camera from his pocket and got an amazing snapshot of her breasts. I am impressed. One of the best photos he has ever gotten!

Julies peachy tits hanging over a happy man

Julie's tits hangin above Tom's head. Nice rack lady!

As the winner of the game he has all the losers mostly naked and gets to either receive a blowjob, to keep a sexy article of clothing from any female or a bottle of the loser’s favorite choice of alcohol to share with the loser of choice. Being that it was our liquor cabinet and we were half hammered by then already, me being too shy to just suck on his cock in front of this new friend of ours and the fact that she didn’t want to lose any clothing it was obvious to Julie what she wanted to do about the problem. She sank the last half of her cocktail, took a deep breath and said “I have an idea, we all know this is why you wanted me here.” She reached over, pulled down his shorts and let his half hard cock fall into her mouth. She sucked him slow and softly until he was rock hard and dripping with her saliva. She took it in all the way and sucked the spit off his shaft, turned to me and had a guilty look on her face after she realized whats she did right in front of me.

I told her that it’s alright and to keep going because Tom likes what she is doing. Tom still had the camera in his hand from when she flashed her tits at him during the game and he took a picture of when she first put his cock back in her mouth. She started moaning when grinding her pussy on her leg folded under her. She took it out and looked at me again, I reached over and started sucking him too. Wow he was hard as a fucking rock! That little bitch got him hard fast! MM. Such a turn on thinking about how hard he was. I’m not used to it already being that hard when I first touch it. I usually always do something to make him hard first hehe.

Julie sucking on the end of his cock

A nice picture of her slowly sucking on his cock again after I said it was ok to keep sucking him

He took a picture of me sucking on his cock (we cropped my face out, sorry friends). Julie and I took turns sucking on his cock and he even licked both of our pussies a few times to taste us and told Julie he wanted to know if she was enjoying herself. Sire enough she was! I kissed my man a couple times while she sucked him and I could taste her pussy on his lips. They were soaking wet and creamy like apple pie filling.. mmmm I love kissing him. Especially knowing that dirty man’s lips were somewhere’s as dirty as a pussy ;)

me sucking his very hard dick

I was sucking on his dick and could taste her pussy juices on it.

I got up and asked Julie to follow me to the bedroom and told tom to stay where he was. I was going to show her some of my flavor collection and pick one out to put on his cock but she bent over my bed with her ass way up in the air at the edge and said “is this what we should do to him?” I looked at her, thought it was a great idea and I wanted to get fucked from behind so badly right then so I joined her and stuck my own ass up in the air. I didn’t even have a chance to call him into the room before he sneaked to the door to investigate and saw something that excited him.

He slapped our asses with his cock and got it wet on her pussy juices then stuck his dick deep inside of me. he fucked me as hard as he could, pulled my hair and slapped both of our asses. Julie touched her privates and shook her ass at him. She whispered “mm me too guys.. I can’t wait anymore.. please fuck me like that too” when I was getting off. I could hear her because my head was close to hers and she was helping us by fingering my pussy underneath too while we were laying in doggiestyle position. I was still cumming on his cock and pounding my ass into him when he took a snapshot of my bum. He must have liked what he saw hehe.

Tom fucking me from behind in doggiestyle position

Oh my this felt so good! It filled every part of me and felt amazing!

He wanted more and unmounted me then without even cleaning his cock off he tuck it deep into her pussy and gave me the camera (ok threw it at me haha). It must have been in his way or something but anyways he fucked her pretty damn hard too and she closed her legs tight, stuck her ass up more and gave her a spider-monkey looking position from behind and fucked her solid until she came all over his dick and while cumming she reached her head over and stuck her tongue deep in my pussy. Omfg I came so hard on this girl! She was gargling on my juices and just going crazy!

After a few minutes of more pussy eating and her about to cum again he pulled his cock out and blew a thick load between her cheeks! She just kept eating me and tasting me.. she kept gyrating and without anyone even touching her any more she keeps moaning and eventually she came again. Tom said he could see her pussy flexing and it looked like her dirty little hole was trying to eat his cum load dropping down her crack. I got up and went to look for myself. It sure was! I took a picture, sorry it’s blurry but both her and I were still shaking by then! It looked like he blew some cum in her pussy before he pulled out!! Dangerous but hot!!!

Cum dripping out of her pussy and all over her crack

What a nice view of cum dripping out of her pussy and on her ass crack

This while experience is burned right into my brain, it was like I wasn’t half drunk anymore at all, total clarity and totally hot!!! I’m so glad we got pictures of it because I love thinking about that night. She ended up staying the rest of the night with us, we never fucked again, although I’m sure Tom was rubbing his cock on her pussy through the night because his cock was sticky and wet when we woke in the morning and she was sweaty and smiling when getting up. She looked like she just got fucked and had that warm glow to her for being so damn early in the morning! Sometimes Tom gets hard early in the morning before he wakes and it wanders into my pussy. Sometimes we wake, sometimes only I wake up and sometimes we don’t wake up and we wonder why we are so wet when we finally do wake up.

I think she was awake and just rode him a little. he likes to sleep on his side so it’s possible. I’m going to ask her if she did next time I see her and let you all know :) Oh yeah back to my point haha. Before she left we had breakfast, coffee and lunch but we were online waiting for breakfast and she saw me checking my Cam4 profile. She asked if we were going to put the pictures with her up there. I told her we would never do that to her and we can delete the photos if that would make her feel more comfortable about them. She told us to keep them, put them up wherever we want as long as we don’t show her face or tattoo so she can see them again too without her roommate finding them on her computers or memory cards.

I ran into Julie yesterday. She’s such a happy goofy girl. I just love her lol. I went for a walk and along the waterfront trail I seen her sitting on a bench and said “Nice outfit bitch!” She laughed and we talked for a bit about random gibberish, how are you, the weather is nice etc etc. Then she said she should go home and put some pants on because it’s windy in her skirt and asked if I had a camera before she goes because she has something she wants Tom to see.

Bald pussy on park bench with new bikini wax

She had a bikini wax and her pussy was very bald and soft

She spread her legs ad lifted her skirt a bit. Wow. She had a Brazilian wax done and wanted us to save a picture of it for her because she was always scared to do it and finally did it. She wanted to know if it gets Tom’s approval lol. He never did answer me, just squeezed my ass and walked a bit limp out of the room. Presumably to readjust his growing problem in his pants. Asshole Lol.

Love,
Pam xox

New photo of Sylvia (Aka: Angela)

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I totally forgot about the photo from the day we went camping. I told you about how we got drunk and things got very dirty in the post Tom Was A Bad Boy. Looking back I guess I can’t say Tom was the bad boy.. Sylvia was the instigator! She showed him her tits before we left camping. Her and I were getting ready while Tom was packing the car and when he came in eh saw us both in bikinis. He said he was excited that he would get to see us two ladies in bikinis all day. She is a flirty little honey and she took her bikini top off, kneels down by his feet and told him “I could go naked like this”. She let Tom take a pic and then got up, put her top back on and told him she was just messing with him, too bad, the bikini stays on!

No wonder he got her good and wet in the tent that night. It’s cute though. She is really starting to come out of her shell and even sometimes shocks herself. Blushes all the time. She’s new to being ‘open’ like we are but she loves it. Such a wonderful little tease she is.

Here’s the picture Tom took when she asked him if he’d rather see her like this all day:

Angela topless in our living room. Hot little teaser.

She said she could go naked like this and posed at his feet

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